Beverage Connoisseurs?

Would be a cool job. Me and a friend of mine decided we were gonna try it out and try a new beer. We noticed signs poppin up everywhere and my girlfriend (a bartender) said she had never heard of it. One night, on a whim, we decided that we would venture to try this new beer. After buyin it and gettin back to my driveway, we had mixed emotions on wether we should try it or not. We are both strongly American beer bent. Inspecting the bottle we noticed that it was a Belgian brew. Which was pleasant to find out. Belgium has beautiful country. Most countries with beautiful country have great things to offer to the brewing industry. Belgium , however, apparently was having a bad brew-day with this one. The beer most likely was brewed in the bottom of a tar pit. possilby with ginger and tums tablets. It was given the WBE Award (Worst Beer Ever Award) by both me and my friend. I wont mention the name, but you will know it when you try it. If you dare. Hint: The bottle tells you stories.